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Quickie Blonde Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg?
She fell out of the tree while raking leaves.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow fell on her.

How did the blonde burn her face?
Bobbing for French fries.

What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
The back of her head.

What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
Data transfer

Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?
She needed them for the darkroom she was building.


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