A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one
night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor
asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor.
"You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No silly!" the blonde said.
"First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought:Â I just paid $6,000.00 for
these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
  "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to
get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."Â
"So then?"Â "Then I put
the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger
in the other ear before I pulled the trigger. Â
