One morning, a blonde called her boyfriend and said,
"Please come over and help me.  I have this awesome jigsaw puzzle, and I
can't figure out how to start it."
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Her boyfriend asked, "What is it a puzzle of?"Â The blonde said, "From
the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
The blonde's boyfriend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her
place. She lets him in the door and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then he studies the box. He then turns to her
and says, "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to
assemble these pieces to look like the picture of that tiger."
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"Second, I'd advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and put all the Frosted
Flakes back in the box."
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