Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps
table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single
roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."
With that she
stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new a new set of
clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She jumped up and down and hugged each of
the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What
did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were
watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.Â
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