A Young Blonde, on vacation in
Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to
pay high New Orleans prices. "I'll just catch my own
alligator," she told one shopkeeper," so I can get a
pair of shoes for free." She stomped out of the store and
headed for the swamp.
Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde
standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge
alligator closing in.
She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes. The
shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the
carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators
were lined up.
"Oh, no!" the blonde shouted in dismay. "This one
isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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