Did you hear about the two blondes who
froze to death in a drive-in movie? They went to see "Closed
for the Winter."
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Why did the blonde resolve to have
only 3 children? She heard that 1 out of every 4 children born in
the world was Chinese.
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Did you hear about the near-tragedy
at the mall? There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were
stuck on the escalators for over four hours.
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A blonde went to an eye doctor to
have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read
various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye.
The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye
doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see
through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the
letters. As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming
down her face. "Look," said the doctor, "there's no
need to get emotional about getting glasses." "I
know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart
set on wire frames."
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A blonde was shopping at a Target
Store and came across a silver thermos. She was quite fascinated
by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask
what it was. The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos.....it
keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." "Wow, said
the blonde, "that's amazing....I'm going to buy it !" So
she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss
saw it on her desk. "What's that," he asked? "Why,
that's a thermos.....it keeps hot things hot and cold things
cold," she replied. Her boss inquired, "What do you have
in it?" The blond replied, "Two Popsicles, and some
coffee."
