Blondes and Ironing

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears, and she answered, "I was ironing a skirt and the phone rang; but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

"Oh, dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened to your other ear?"

 

"The son of a bitch called back!"