Two bored casino dealers are waiting
at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand
dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I
hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely
nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were
watching."
Moral - Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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