A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds
his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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The bar Immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next
to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things...
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
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The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah... Not if I'm
gonna have to explain it five times.
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