An old airline captain, on a layover, walks into a
pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
      CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
      CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
      HANDJOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one
of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of
men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the pilot, "are you the one who gives the
hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "I am."
The old captain replies "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."Â
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