Then the guy leans over and says, "If you rub
that bottle over there, a genie will come out, and you can ask him for anything, and he
will grant it to you."
So the guy goes over to the
bottle and rubs it and says, "I want to be rich." And all of a sudden the guy
grows this horrible nose with a wart on the end of it and some long ratty hair.
And the guy turns to the
other guy at the bar and says, "I said I wanted to be rich, not be a witch!!!"
And the other guy looks at him and says
"Do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist???"
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