"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them", demanded the agent. "Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board.
The cook has been here for 18 months and I pay her $500 a month plus free room and board.
Then there's the half-wit that works about 18 hours a day. I pay him $10 a week and buy him chewing tobacco", replied the farmer.
"That's the guy I want to talk to; the half-wit", says the agent. The farmer says, "That would be me! "
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