Three men were sitting together bragging about
how they had given their new wives duties.
Russ had married a woman from Missouri, and bragged that he had told his wife she was
going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said
that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the
first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his
house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a California girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties
were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on
the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could
see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
