A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for
traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he was in a good mood that day he
decided to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
So, he asks the man his name. "Fred"
he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred" the man
responds.
When the officer presses him for a last
name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks
he has a nutcase on his hands but plays along with it.
"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your
last name?" The man replies... "It's a long story so stay with me.
I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny
last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard
and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went
through college, medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was
Fred Dingaling, MD.
After a while I got bored being a doctor so
I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school,
got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS.
Got bored doing dentistry so I started
fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD DDS with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD so
they took
away my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD.
Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking
away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with
VD.
Then the VD took away my dingaling so now
I'm just Fred."
The officer let him go without even a
warning.
