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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would
have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I
got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl
with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened
suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl
but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but
I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to other, never settling on
anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me
miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but
directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious
girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that
she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now 33 and am looking for a girl with very big
boobs.           Â
