A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the
cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he
replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear
son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's
nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a
fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well,
let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be
Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited
and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!
"OK" the nun says
"Pull into the next alley"
He does and the nun fulfills
his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the
road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the
nun, why are you crying?" Â
"Forgive me sister, but I
have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK,
my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
