A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells
the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the counter, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3
pack,10-pack, or a family pack. I'm really going to give it to this girl," the boy
tells the Pharmacist. I intend to have sex with her all night long." The pharmacist,
with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his
first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the
door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"Â The boy
goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy
is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes passes and still no movement from
the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and
whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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