Success

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a   successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and   Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and  now he's the president of the company.

He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes  for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and  joy. He started working for a big airline, he then went to flight school  to become a pilot.

Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority  of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best   universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction   company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very  nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot   mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned  from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"

One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the   successes of our sons....What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a  stripper at a nightclub."

The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed.

He's my son and I love him.

And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed and the other day he  received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the  line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."