A Trip to the Brothel
An elderly man goes into a
brothel and tells the madam he would
like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient
man and asks how old he is.
 "I'm 90 years old," he says.
 "90!" replies the woman. "Don't you realize you've had it?"
 "Oh, sorry," says the old man. "How much do I owe you?"
Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly
grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and
comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart
attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex
would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh, no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced
age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.
It wa s just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on
the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "If the damned ice cream truck hadn't
come along, he'd still be alive."
