Two guys are in a
locker room after their racquetball game when one guy notices the other has a cork in his
buttock. "If you don't mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks
terribly uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"
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"I can't," lamented the first man. "It's permanent."
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"I don't understand," said the other.
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The first guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil
 lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge man in a turban came oozing out. He
said, "I am Hasan the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
And I said, "No shit."
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