When God made man, there was only the one, and the
various parts of the body argued about who would be the boss. The hands said they should because they did the manual work.
The feet thought they should because they
took man to where he could do the work and get food.
The stomach thought it should be boss
because it digested the food that kept all the body bodys working.
The heart thought it should be because it
pumped the blood that allowed the food to be digested by the stomach and reach the body.
The brain said, "No, I have to send
all the signals to get each of you to do your job. Therefore, I am the boss."
The asshole said, "No, no, no... I
should be the boss." Well all the other parts of the body laughed at the asshole. The
asshole got made and said "I'll show you who's boss", and clogged up the works.
After a few days, the stomach ached
.....the hands were practically helpless .....the feet could not carry the body .....the
heart was about ready to stop pumping blood .....the brain's signals were being ignored
and finally, the body died.
The moral of this story is .....you don't
have to be a brain to be the boss, just an ass-hole.