Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch
shootin' the breeze.
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1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner.."
2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?"
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1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
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2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of
 them new fangled warshin' machines!"
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1st Hillbilly: "why is that so stupid?"
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2nd Hillbilly: "cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
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3rd Hillbilly : "that ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes
 put together!...I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change,
and I found 6 condoms in thar."
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1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "well what's so dumb about that?"
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3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker Â
