Parking Ticket

 
I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
 
So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'
 
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil headed redneck.
 
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
 
So I called him a horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
  
I didn't care.  My car was parked around the corner.......