A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of
seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a
handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.
After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on
his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture
about eight times.
At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the rich, moist almonds
themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they
are not able to chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.
Where upon the old lady Answers, "we just love the chocolate around them."
