A crusty old man walks into the bank and says
to the teller at the window "I want to open a damn checking account."
The astonished woman replies
"I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you.. What did you say?"
"Listen up, dammit. I
said I wanted to open up a damn
checking account NOW!"
I'm very sorry sir, but that
kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window
and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager
agrees that the teller does not have to listen to the foul language.
They both return to the window
and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir what seems to be the problem?"
"There is no damn
problem," the man says. "I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I
want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank, OK?"
"No shit!!," says
the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"
