A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and
orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round
here are ya?
"No," replies the
man, "I'm from Pittsburgh".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist,"
said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a
tax-e-derm-ist?"
The man replies, "I mount
animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar... "It's okay boys, he's one
of us!"
