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False Nun - A funny story
about a person who pretends to be a Nun.
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The Oldest Sexists Joke - A
humorous story about what Adam had to give up to get Eve.
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Heaven's Wait - A funny
anecdote about a couple who dies, goes to heaven, and finds out that it may be easier to
get married in heaven then it would be to get divorced.
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Car Trouble - A humorous
anecdote about a how each one of us is rewarded or punished when we die and go to heaven.
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Seven Dwarfs - A funny story
about one of the seven dwarfs who couldn't tell the difference between a nun and a
penguin.
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What's In A Name - A
humorous story about a young priest who gets carried away in a derogatory conversation.
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Royal Flush - If you know
how to play poker you'll enjoy this funny one!
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The Farmer And The Devil - A
funny story about a farmer who dies and goes to hell and how the devil can't seem to make
him suffer.
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When God Created Eve - God
teaches Adam on how to treat Eve but doesn't tell him everything.
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The Pope At The Wheel -
With the Pope in a limousine who's really in the driver's seat?
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Heaven's Gate - What does
it really take to get into heaven? Here are a few amusing stories about how some made it
in.
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Bill Gates In Hell - Does
death really emulate life? Find out why Bill Gates chose hell over heaven!
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In The Beginning - An
amusing story about how God created the earth.
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Overwhelming Response - A
funny story about a preacher who hypnotized his congregation to increase the church's
revenues during Sunday's plate collections and how it back-fired on him.
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Honk If You Love Jesus -
Here is a funny anecdote about a man who thinks everyone loves Jesus despite their
gestures and words.
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The Brothel - An amusing
story about two Irishmen in a bar who observe a Baptist Minister, a Rabbi, and a Priest
enter the bar.
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The Golden Phones - Have
you ever wondered just how much it costs to call God? Well, click here and find out!
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Healing - Is there any
truth to those faith healers on TV? Well, click here and find out!
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Good Deals - A funny story
about a lawyer who dies and goes to heaven where he has to prove himself worthy of
entering the pearly gates.
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Breaking News: God Overrules Supreme
Court Verdict! - A funny take on how God felt about the 2000 presidential
election and what he plans to do about it.
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Nativity Scene In The South
- An amusing story about how a Nativity scene in the south would like like based on their
interpretation of the Bible.
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A Dearly Departed Religious Dog
- A funny annecdote about an Irishman who turns to his church for funeral services
for his dog.
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Nun To Worry About - An
amusing story about two nuns in a car confronted by a persistent vampire.
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The Painter - Even crooked
painters cannot hide from the wrath of God. Click here to find out how.
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Forrest Gump and St. Peter
- St. Peter requires that three questions be answered properly before a person can enter
heaven. Here are some humorous answers to three such questions asked of Forrest Gump.
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But What If It Doesn't Work Out
- If you think it is easy getting married in Heaven trying getting a divorce there!
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God's Guidance - Read a
humorous conversation between God and Adam about God instructing Adam to mate with Eve.
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Noah and Today's Ark - Read
a funny story about how Noah is having a hard time building an Ark in todays environment.
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What Religion Are You? -
After being Baptized by a church janitor three young boys ponder what religion they really
are.
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Children and Church - A
series of humorous stories about kids and Church.
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11th Commandment - A
humorous story about what happens when Bill, Hillary, and Al Gore go to heaven
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Catholics Are Not Everywhere
- A funny story about three fans who badger a group of nuns at a football game.
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Crossing The River - A
humorous story about how God helped three men cross a river.
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Why Men Pee Standing Up - A
funny story about how God gave man the power to pee standing up.
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Dear God - A humorous story
about an elderly woman who sends a letter to God.
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Now You Are a Catholic - A
funny story about a Protestant whose conversion to Catholism does not let it bother his
eating habits.
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God & St. Francis -
Read a lengthy, but funny, conversation between God and St. Francis about how people treat
God's earth.
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Satan in Church - Read
about a man who is not afraid of the devil.
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When God Created Woman - A
funny tale about when God created woman first and then man.
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Moses - A humorous story
about when President Bush meets Moses at an airport.
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The Misunderstood Patient -
A funny story about a patient in a Catholic hospital whose mumbling under an oxygen mask
causes the nurse to take the wrong action.
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Good Vs. Evil on Diets -
Read a funny take on the struggle between God and the Devil when it comes to diets.
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Three Priests and the Train Ticket Clerk
- Read a funny story about three priests who have to buy train tickets from a busty clerk.
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At The Track - A humorous
story about a Protestant who bets on horses blessed by a Catholic Priest.
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Ancient Escavations - A
funny story about the interpretation of ancient writings found on a cave wall by Israeli
Archeologists.
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Pesky Squirrels - A
humorous anecdote about how three religious groups would rid their church of pesky
squirrels.
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The Rabbi - A funny story
about a young Rabbi who wants to leave his congregation for a larger one.
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A Hole In One - A humorous
story about a Priest who plays hooky from his Sunday morning church service to play golf
and gets a hole in one.
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Acts 2:38 - A funny story
about a woman who sites Bible scripture to a burglar breaking into her home.
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Never Make a Woman Angry -
Read a funny story about a man who pisses off his wife even in heaven.
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Harley Davidson Motorcycle
- Read a funny story about the founder of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle who dies and goes
to heaven.
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The Old Preacher - A
humorous story about why a dying preacher wanted both his IRS agent and lawyer by his side
when he died.
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Nookie Green - A funny
story about a priest who inquires about woman named "Nookie Green".
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Catholic Humor - Three
funny stories about the Catholics.
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The Lost Chapter of Genesis
- A humorous conversation between God and Adam about the making of his mate, Eve.
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Bad Press - Read how the
press can distort the truth even when it comes to religious affairs.
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In the Beginning - Read
what happened in the beginning when God and Satin were battling each other over the goods
and evils of man's and woman's food consumption and diet.
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Why God Created Children (And In The
Process Grandchildren) - A funny story about how God gave Adam and Eve the
capability to have children of their own.
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Bravery - An amusing story
about a man who earned his way into heaven by his bravery here on earth.
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What Causes Arthritis - A
comical story about a drunken, raggedy man on a the subway who asks a Priest what causes
Arthritis.
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Poker Heaven - A funny
story about Dolly Pardon and Queen Elizabeth who die on the same day and battle to get
into Heaven.
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The Engineer - A humorous
story about an engineer who dies and God sends him to hell only to battle Satan for his
return to Heaven.
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Don`t Step On The Ducks - A
funny story about three women who die and go to heaven only to break the one Golden Rule..
Don't Step on the Ducks.
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Once a Baptist -- Always a Baptist-
A humorous story about how all the Catholics in one neighborhood tried to convert the only
protestant.
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Get Rid of Worms - Read how
one elderly woman reacts to a demonstration that her minister performs during one of his
Sunday sermons.
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