Lady Furgy and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and
they both go before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately,
there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets in.
St. Peter asks Dolly if
there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, so she takes off her top and
says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm sure it
will please him to be able to see them every day for eternity."
St. Peter thanks Dolly, and
asks Furgy the same question. Furgy drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier
out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it. St. Peter says, "OK, Furgy, you
may go in. Have a nice day."
Dolly is outraged. She
screams, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own creations, she
performs a disgusting, pornographic act, and she gets in and I don't?!!!"
"Sorry, Dolly, but a
royal flush beats a pair any day." |
