One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of
Eden, Adam calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem." "What's the problem,
Adam?," God replies. "Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and
surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just
not happy" "Why is that, Adam?," comes the reply from the heavens.
"Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the
beautiful animals, but I am lonely." "Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect
solution. I shall create a 'woman' for you."
"What's a 'woman',
Lord?"
This 'woman' will be the most
intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so
intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so
sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her
beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your
every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you.," replies the
heavenly voice.
"Sounds great."
"She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam." "How much will this
'woman' cost me Lord?," Adam replies. "She'll cost you your right arm, your
right leg, an eye, an ear, and your left testicle."
Adam ponders this for some
time, with a look of deep thought and concern on his face. Finally Adam says to God,
"Ehhh, what can I get for a rib?"
The rest, as they say, is
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