GOD created Adam, and was pleased. Adam, on the
other hand, got a little bored. So GOD, in His infinite wisdom, created Eve, and called to
Adam. "Adam," said GOD,
"I saw that you needed some company, and so I created Woman, and named her Eve."
"God", said Adam, "what is Woman?" "Well, Adam, she is a
companion for you," the Lord replied. "But what do I do with her?", Adam
asked. "Well," said GOD, "First you should kiss her!" "God?"
asked Adam. "What is a KISS??" "Well," said GOD, "You go up to
Eve, pucker up your lips, and give a little smack." "Okay," said Adam. And
he went off. Soon he came back, smiling.
"God," he said, that was good!" "Now," said GOD, "I want you
to HUG Eve." "God?" asked Adam. "What is a HUG??"
"Well," said GOD, "You go up to Eve, put your arms around her and give her
a little squeeze." "Okay," said Adam. And he went off. Soon he came back,
smiling even more. "God," he said, that was GOOD!" "Now," said GOD,
"I want you to MAKE OUT with Eve." "God?" asked Adam. "What is a
MAKING OUT??" "Well," said GOD, "You go up to Eve and give her LOTS of
hugs and kisses." "Okay," said Adam. And he went off. Soon he came back,
smiling even MORE. "God," he said, that was GREAT!" "Now," said GOD,
"I want you to MAKE LOVE to Eve." "God?" asked Adam. "What is a
MAKING LOVE??" "Well," said GOD, and he explained this to Adam.
"Okay," said Adam. And he went off. Soon he came back,
"God?" asked Adam. "What is a HEADACHE???" |
