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A man enters the confessional where he tells
the Priest, " Father, I have sinned... It has been one month since my last
confession... I have had relations with Nookie Green every week for the last
month"... The Priest tells the man, "You are forgiven... Go out and say three
Hail Mary's and do two Rosaries"
Soon after, another man enters
the confessional... "Father, it has been two months since my last confession... I
have had relations with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months"...
This time the Priest questions, "Listen, my son, who is Nookie Green...?"
"Well Father, he said... She is a new woman in the neighborhood...
"Very well," sighs the Priest... "Go home and say ten Hail Mary's and do
five Rosaries"...
At Mass the next morning, just as the Priest is preparing to deliver his sermon, a tall,
drop dead gorgeous woman enters the church. All of the men's eyes fall upon her as she
slowly glides up the aisle and sits down right at the front of the church... She is
wearing a bright green micro-mini skirt and halter-top with matching shiny emerald green
shoes...
The Priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman sits down and smiles with her legs slightly
apart...
Perspiring, the Priest turns
to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green...?"
The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies, "No, no, Father, I think
it's just the reflection off her shoes..."
