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Last week a very important meeting took place
among God, the Pope, and Moses. They were troubled because the President of the
United States was behaving in an inappropriate manner. They decided that the only
course of action was to create an 11th Commandment.
But the problem remained, exactly how to word this new commandment so that it matched the
other commandments in style and holy inspiration. After great meditation and discussion,
they finally got it right...
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"THOU SHALT NOT COMFORT THY ROD WITH THY STAFF" Â Â Â
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