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A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly
gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "On a trip to the Black
Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of macho bikers who were threatening a
young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached
the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike
over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone
now or you'll answer to me.'"
