Three little boys were concerned because they
couldn't get anyone to play with them...they decided it was because they had not been
baptized and didn't go to Sunday School. So they went to the nearest church. Only the custodian was there. One
said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us. Will you
baptize us?'
So he took them into the bathroom and
dunked their heads in the toilet bowl one at a time. He said, "Now go out and
play."
When they got outside, dripping wet, the
oldest one asked, "What religion do you think we are?
"We're not Katlick, because they pour the water."
"We're not Babdist because they dunk all of you."
"We're not Methdiss because they just sprinkle you."
The littlest one said, "Can't you tell
by the smell of that baptismal water what we are?
.....Why, we're Pisscopalians!
