A nun climbs onto a bus. There's nobody else on the
bus. The nun starts talking to the bus driver about her life and where she is going with
her life. After awhile, the nun tells the bus driver that she is not sure about the
direction of her life and that just once she would really like to have sex with a man.
"I think that God has given me a sign and that man is you, Mister Bus Driver."
After discussing this for
awhile, the bus driver stops the bus in a dark alley and they immediately start kissing,
but, the nun stops and asks, "You're not married are you? I don't want to commit
adultery." The bus driver looks around and says, "No, no, I'm not married."
So he starts taking off her clothes and she stops him again and says, "Well, I would
like to remain a virgin and I heard going in the rear is the same... Is that okay with
you?" The bus driver tells the lady, "Sure Sister!" and goes for it.
After they are done, the bus
driver begins to feel guilty and tells the nun that he has a confession to make,
"Sister, I have to confess that I am married and have two kids." The nun looks
at the bus driver and says, "I have a confession to make too...my name is really
Bruce and I'm going to a costume party." |
