The seven dwarfs are in Rome and they go on a tour
of the city. After a while they go to the Vatican and meet the pope. Grumpy, for once,
seems to have a lot to say; he keeps asking the pontiff questions about the church, and in
particular, nuns.
"Your Holiness, do you
have any really short nuns?"
"No, my son, all our nuns
are at least five feet tall."
"Are you sure? I mean,
you wouldn't have any nuns that are, say, about my height? Maybe a little shorter?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do
you ask?"
"No reason." Pause.
"Positive? Nobody in a habit that's about three feet tall, two and a half feet
tall?"
"I'm sure."
"Okay." Grumpy looks
dejected at this news and the pope wonders why. So he listens to the dwarfs as they leave
the building.
"What'd he say? What'd he
say?" chanted the other six dwarfs. Grumpy says, "He said they don't have
any." And the other six start chanting, "Grumpy screwed a penguin! Grumpy
screwed a penguin! Grumpy screwed a Penguin!.".. |
