Three guys die and go to heaven. The first goes up
to St. Peter who says, "I have only one question before you go into heaven: Were you
faithful to your wife?" The guy answers, "Yes, I never even looked at another
women." St. Peter says, "See that Rolls-Royce over there? That's your car to
drive while you’re in heaven."
The second guy gets the same
question and answers: "Once I strayed, but I confessed to my wife and she forgave me
and we worked it out." St. Peter says " See that new Buick over there, that's
your car to use in heaven."
The third guy answers the same
question: "I have to admit, I chased every bit of tail I could, and was with a lot of
women." St. Peter says, "OK, but you were basically a good guy, so that old VW
Bug over there is yours to use while you’re in heaven."
The three guys go off on their
separate ways. A few weeks later #2 and #3 are driving along in the Buick when they see
#1's Rolls Royce parked outside of a bar. They stop and go into the bar and find #1 with
empty bottles all around him, laying down with his face in his hands on the bar.
They come up to him and #2
says, "Bud, what could possibly be so bad, you're in heaven, you drive a Rolls Royce,
and everything is great!" He says, "I saw my wife today!" The other two
answer, "That's great! What's the problem?"
He answers, "She was
riding a moped!" |
