Two brothers, aged six and eight, decide it's time
to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you
say "ass" and I'll say "hell."
All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their mother
asks them what they'd like for breakfast. "Aw, hell," says the eight-year-old,
"gimme some Cheerios." His mother beats the crap out of him, sending him bawling
out of the room, and then turns to the younger brother. "What'll you have?"
"I dunno," quivers the
six-year-old, "but you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Cheerios!"
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