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A Yankee Fan

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a NY Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Yankee fans too.

Not really knowing what a Yankees fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception.

A little girl named Tracy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a Yankees fan" she retorts.

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"I'm a proud Mets fan" boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Tracy why she is a Mets fan.

"Well, My Dad and Mom are Mets fans, so I'm a Mets fan too" she responds.

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?

Tracy smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Yankees fan."

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