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Noisy Neighbors

This little boy woke up three nights in a row when he heard a thumping sound coming from his parents room. Finally one morning, he goes to his Mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him."

His mom was taken by surprise and said, "Oh... well...ah....well, I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

The boy replied, "Well, that won't work!"

"Why?," asked the Mom.

"Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"

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