A fire fighter is
working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little
girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied
to a dog and cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says
with admiration. "Thanks," the girl says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has
tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't
want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to
tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go
The little girl replied, "You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren."
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