Okay, so there's a student in medical school who wants to specialize in
sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder clinic. The chief
doctor is showing him around, discussing cases and the facility, when the student sees a
patient masturbating right there in the hallway.
"What condition does
he have?" the student asks. "He suffers from Seminal Buildup Disorder," the
doctor replies. "If he doesn't obtain sexual release forty to fifty times a day,
he'll pass into a coma."
The student takes some
notes on that, and they continue down the hall. As they turn the corner, he sees another
patient with his pants around his ankles, receiving oral sex from a beautiful nurse.
"What about him?
" the student asks. "What's his story?" "Oh, it's the same
condition," the doctor replies, "Except he just has a better health plan."