A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time. She
was becoming agitated and worried that she might never find a mate. In hopes of finding a
solution to her problem, she decided that it was time to see a doctor. Looking through the
phone book, she came upon a Chinese sex therapist named Dr. Chang.
When the woman arrived, she
told the doctor her symptoms, and he said, "Take off all your crothes and you crawl
real fass away from me across the froor". She crawled to the other side of the room
and Dr. Chang said, "Now...you crawl real fass back to me", and she did. Dr.
Chang shook his head and said, "you haf real bad case of Zachary Disease....worse
case I ever see! That why you haf sex probrem".
The woman was completely confused and asked
the doctor exactly what Zachary Disease was and he replied, "Zachary Disease....that
when your face look ZACHARY like your ass!"
