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The Blind Man


A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde "biker girl."

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate!

4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

"Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."



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