A blonde walks into a bank in New York
City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe
on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for
the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the
title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car
as collateral for the loan!
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a
$5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the
Rolls into the bank's under ground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says,
"Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this
transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that
you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you
bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies . . . "Where else in New York City can I
park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be
there when I return?"
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