She thought a quarterback was a refund. She thought General Motors was in the army. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius." She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. She sent a fax with a stamp on it. Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." She tripped over a cordless phone. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate." She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She studied for a blood test. She sold the car for gas money.
