If you receive an email entitled
"Bedtimes" delete it
IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only
erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20
feet of your computer.
It
demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the
tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to
play.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix
antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE
YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when You are expecting company. It
will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the
"Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the
toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,
it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS
YOU CAN. **
And if you don't send this to
5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot
straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this to everyone
...and if you are a blonde,
.......................this is a joke...
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