Picture a beautiful California Morning on the beach, the sun has just
risen over the ocean, the sand is pure white the ocean a beautiful shimmering blue with
the morning sun shining over it. A stunning young blonde girl is jogging along the beach
in very brief puma shorts and a crop top that barely covers her voluptuous breasts.
A mile or so down the beach
jogging in the opposite direction is a young (mid twenties) fit looking young guy, he's
wearing just jogging shorts. As he is jogging, in the distance his eye catches a glimpse
of something on the sand, as he jogs further he sees it's yellow.
He gets closer and closer
and discovers it's a tennis ball, he stops, picks it up and discovers that it is a new
tennis ball. He thinks, hey a wind fall. He doesn't want to carry it and having no pockets
he just stuffs it down his shorts and continues jogging.
A short while later as the
girl jogging in the opposite directions draws closer, from a distance she can see the
bulge in his shorts. She gets to within twenty feet and stops dead in her tracks and
stares at his crotch fascinated.
When the guy is just in
front of her he sees she is staring at his crotch so he stops.
She points at the bulge in
his crotch and exclaims, "What's That!" He says, "It's A Tennis Ball"
She replies.... Geez, I bet
that's painful, I had Tennis Elbow Once And That Really Gave Me Hell!!!
