If you want someone who will bring you
the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports
section...then buy a dog.
If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over
the joy of seeing you...then buy a dog.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never says it's not quite as good as his mother made it...then
buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as
long and wherever you want...then buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic
movies...then buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores...then buy a
dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care
if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as
if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and
loves you unconditionally, perpetually...then buy a dog.
But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come
when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and
only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire
existence is solely to ensure his happiness...then buy a cat!
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