This guy goes to the zoo one day.
While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of wind
swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla
went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.
When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the
zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your
eyelid means "F**k you!" in gorilla language. The
explanation didn't make the victim feel any better and he vowed
revenge.
The next day he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two
party horns, and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his
pants, he hurried to the zoo and over to the gorilla's cage, where
he tossed a hat, a knife, and a party horn.
Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat.
The gorilla looked at him, looked at the hat, and put it on. Next,
he picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla picked up his
horn and did the same. Then the man picked up his knife, whipped
the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half.
The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked
at the man, and pulled down his eyelid.
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